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Welch’s Trampoline 

While having a Threesome place one member lying on there back on the verge of diarrhea and place another mouth wide open infront of others butthole the third member will then jump on the stomach of the member laying down prompting them to shit uncontrollable in the others mouth completing a welch’s trampoline
Bro this girl from the bar last night was a freak we went back to her place and we did a welch’s trampoline with her roomate
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Welch’s trampoline 

While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline
These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro

Peter's Road Trampoline 

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.
"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

trampoline sex

Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.
Maria and Keith had trampoline sex and Maria could not handle the pain but Keith could not stop driving his penis into her.
trampoline sex by JohnSmitty July 10, 2006

trampoline sniffer 

When you run out of things to call Frances and having poked fun at her glasses and invent this nickname in a tweet.
Except no-one called you specky four eyes did they, you trampoline sniffer
trampoline sniffer by Steveeypips August 11, 2019

Trampoline Stamp 

A tramp stamp above an ass that bounces when slapped.
Kasey had a booty so fat that her tramp stamp turned into a trampoline stamp
Trampoline Stamp by Bophadeus September 27, 2021