train hands

what your hands become when you ride the train

"I can't touch that baby. I have train hands."

"Let me wash off my train hands before I perform open heart surgery."

"If anyone says, 'What time is it? It's show time,' one more time, I'ma slap them silly with these train hands."

train hands by Stu Jones September 9, 2011

train conductors handbreak 

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

train conductors handbreak by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

Trainhandler 

A person who is mostly male who have an unhealthy obsesion with trains. Strong links beetween trainhandlers and homosexuality.

" That allen guy is such a trainhandler " says frank. " yeah i saw his penis in the changing rooms and man it is small "

Trainhandler by Kurt hangrogovorsteinsky January 18, 2008