trader joes

a food store that offers a fine variety of foods to many people. the staff are generally funny people. every product they offer has been tested for quality, and they make sure that their products are good in every way. they also do not sell "third party" foods, every thing is grown/harvested/made by them.

Trader Joes pomegranate juice is the shit

by sean arsefaceLOL May 26, 2008

trader joes

When two gay guys fart in each others mouths and then make out.

Look at those dudes, they just did the trader joes.

by big man g June 10, 2009

Trader Joes

The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes

Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun

Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes

by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019

Trader Joe's

A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.

I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.

by matchflame July 28, 2004

Trader Joe's

A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.

by R.W.P. September 23, 2003

Trader Joe's

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

by Brian X July 9, 2003

Trader Joe

A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading

Benny got lucky with GNUS and thinks that he knows all about stocks. Classic Trader Joe!!

by traderjoe07 September 15, 2020