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Townie Bar 

The bar that all the local jokers go to congregate and reminisce about high school.

(Chances are, you're going to feel awkward at least once at that bar. But who cares, you're wasted).
Person 1: "Hey, since you're back in town, wanna hit up The Pickle? Get a few drinks?"

Person 2: "Nah, it's such a Townie Bar and I don't feel like seeing anybody from high school."

Person 1: "Oh, that's right, you deal with your social inadequacies by avoiding them..."
Townie Bar by The Hague December 28, 2011
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Bar Townie 

A woman that goes to a bar in the town she lives in, who trys to fuck the local college boys.
Man! Look at Terry those Bar Townies are over him.
Bar Townie by The hater going hate November 12, 2019