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Tower of Babel 

When you lay three or more women of different ethnicities that all speak different languages than you on top of each other and perform coitus with each woman starting from bottom to top.
"Dude, I crushed box last night in a tower of babel with an asian girl, french girl, german girl AND mexican girl"
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Tower of Babel 

-noun
The act of standing on a stack of bibles during coitus in the standing position because one of the participants is too short.
“I was gonna fuck this midget in a church, but there weren't enough bibles for a Tower of Babel.”
Tower of Babel by bananafish3 July 11, 2010

Tower of Babel 

When you have sex with a person that does not speak the same language
Mid Coitus

Woman: Kimochi! Kimochi!!!!
Man: What the hell are you sayin' lady, it's like the Tower of Babel.

Tower of Babel 

A story from the bible of a bunch of morons who were trying to build a high tower into heaven to overthrow god.
Instead, before they could suffocate and die from oxygen pressure, god made them all speak different languages so they won’t understand eacother
Don’t attempt to reenact the Tower of Babel
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