(Present tense; verb) The process of quickly and shamefully cleaning oneself after a rigorous mating session. More specifically when a woman pleasures a man or visa versa. This is usually reserved for acts taking place in a dorm, a car or a man's apartment. Also known as a wipedown.
"Yeah, just let me towel off and I'll be right over. Sorry Janie, but I have to run... dodgeball starts in 20 minutes... could you give the couch a wipedown?"
by Funky Winterbean May 20, 2005
A guy in a gym that likes to "towel off" while engaging others in conversation, often completely exposing himself in the process. Usually has a moustache...
I saw this guy in the gym, "towel off guy", he had just gotten out of the shower and he put a foot on the bench and kept trying to talk to me while "toweling off". He would take his towel and rub his johnson to get it dry, while he looked me in the eye.
by gensysmike1 March 11, 2014