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Towel Time 

The time right after a shower when you wear nothing but a towel. Usually followed by sex in bed.
"Hey baby let's take a shower and then have towel time."
"OK but no fingering my butt today."
Towel Time by Bunny Cakes November 17, 2011

towel time 

When you smoke in your room and you have to block the door at the bottom.
Towel time block that door nigga.
towel time by J745fizza May 1, 2006

Towel Time 

To have sex on a towel because she is on her period
Hey sexy, I know you're on your period but that's why it's called towel time
Towel Time by frenkie December 7, 2024

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026