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tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.
"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."
by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022
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