After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.
"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.
when you've spent all day masturbating to the point where it takes you 14 hours to cum once.
suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.