touque-ster ( took-ster) young adults and teens who wear touques as a fashion statement. A touque is a warm winter hat to be worn outside with a winter coat, scarf and mittens. Touquesters wear their touques indoors and outdoors year round. They believe it makes them look 'cool' but really it makes them look cozy and warm, or that they haven't washed their hair in a while and they're trying to hide it.

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