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Toolpush
The manager of a service or drilling rig. Can be found mostly in the doghouse stayin dry when its raining. Stain cool when its hot. Ensures all maintenance, supplies and operations running smoothly. They are always right even when their wrong. Expects 100% out of his guys at all times. Can also be found babysitting most if not all people on lease. Keeps dummy roughnecks from puttin their fingers where they wouldn't put their dick. Most people hate em, its lonely at the top suckas.
" Fuck my toolpush is a dick. He expects me to show up AND work, wtf?"
" That motherfucker only has a grade 8 and he makes 6 figures? Must be a toolpush"
" That motherfucker only has a grade 8 and he makes 6 figures? Must be a toolpush"
toluptuous vitties
An alternative pronunciation of "voluptuous titties" created by switching the first two letters of the afforementioned phrase. Done so to disguise talking about the breasts of a woman who is nearby.
Dave: Damn, that girl has some toluptuous vitties.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
Girl passing by: What did you just say?
Dave: Nothing.
toluptuous vitties by Aandy August 10, 2008
Toulson Syndrome
Toulson Syndrome is the state in which League of Legends players become severely under leveled. There is no known cause and generally effects one in three players. If left unchecked Toulson Syndrome can spread to nearby lanes resulting in loss of team fights, feeding of enemy lanes and extreme poverty.
This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.
This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.
1. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"
Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"
3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.
5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.
6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."
JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."
{15 minutes later}
SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"
JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"
{5 mins later}
JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"
{ADC and SUPPORT Die}
ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"
SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"
JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"
ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."
SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"
2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"
Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"
3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.
5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.
6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."
JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."
{15 minutes later}
SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"
JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"
{5 mins later}
JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"
{ADC and SUPPORT Die}
ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"
SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"
JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"
ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."
SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"
Toulson Syndrome by Theholybackfat January 4, 2014
tulpa
A Sanskrit word used to refer to a practice in Tibetan Buddhism, in which the practitioner creates a sentient being through the power of thought. 'Thoughtform' is a rough English equivalent. Has experienced a revival of sorts in recent years, originally centered around 4chan's paranormal board (/x/), before shifting to the My Little Pony board (/mlp/), and later various independent websites (primarily tulpa.info).
tulpa by CaptFlushing August 1, 2012