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touch virginity

The blessing of having not touched the opposite gender romantically in your entire life. For example; hand holding, caressing, and god forbid sex.

Terms and Conditions.
1. Family members (up to cousins) do not count.
2. Homies do not count.
3. If one is involuntarily touched by another person and that person showed affection that constitutes as rape and therefore it does not count and you keep your touch virginity.
4. If you touch-rape someone you lose your touch virginity, but not the person you touched.
5. If you are sus (gay) if you touch the gender you are attracted to, you lose your touch virginity.
6. Having your touch virginity is the most honorable status known to man
Bob: Bro, I lost my touch virginity last night to a keymale!
Joe: Disgusting.
by TouchVirgin January 27, 2020
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West Virginia Tiki Torch

A stick with a rag wrapped around one end then lit on fire.
Me and June bug were sittin by the creek, the gnats were eatin us up so we lit up a West Virginia Tiki Torch.
by Levi Man December 27, 2010
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West Virginia Tiki Torch

The act of putting moonshine on one's dick and setting it on fire.
Matthew: Hey Noah Cotton do you want to have a West Virginia Tiki Torch?
Noah: You know I would love that!!!
by MJFieldDaddy April 22, 2016
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