Your mom tossed my salad!
by Southernguy January 13, 2014
To rim with deep tongue penetration.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?
Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.
Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?
Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.
Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.
Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?
Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.
making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad
by Bigdongdizzle February 18, 2010
The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.
Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?
Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'
Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'
by Da boy! January 13, 2010
When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
by Jesus#2 August 12, 2011