torture rack 

Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people

VERB:

1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners

2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you

ADJECTIVE:

3. Describing an awful situation

I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.

That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.

torture rack by Esther 829 June 23, 2007

torture rack 

Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people

VERB:

1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners

2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you

ADJECTIVE:

3. Describing an awful situation

I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.

That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.

torture rack by Esther 829 September 24, 2007

Torture Rack 

A sexual act in which the male inserts one testicle into the vagina, and the other stretches into the butthole.

I can't believe my ball sack didn't rip when I gave your girl the torture rack last night.

Torture Rack by heavywayne July 3, 2010

rack torture 

Medival torture device where ropes are attached to the arms and legs of the victim. The ropes are pulled a little at a time until your arms and legs are ripped off completely.

I lost my arms from rack torture a while back. But it sucks because i haven't fucked since.

rack torture by the Reganator February 18, 2009