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When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.

MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"

torts adorbs by ElinorsDad October 9, 2023

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Tots adorbs

‘Tots adorbs’ is a shorter version of the phrase ‘totally adorable’. It is short and catchy and will soon become very trendy. It is extremely useful in any situation. This phrase can be used by anyone, regardless of gender or social background.

Hey look at that lil baby🥺 it’s tots adorbs!

Oh my God you got these flowers for me? That’s tots adorbs <3

I heard your grandma passed away man. She was tots adorbs. RIP 😔

Tots adorbs by Shushingsss October 3, 2022

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toots adorbs

very cute or fashionable

that outfit is toots adorbs!

toots adorbs by stacylondonlover2 March 1, 2011

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tots adorbs

the abbreviation for totally adorable, pronounced totes adorbs.

Oh my gosh, I'm in love with ____, he is tots adorbs!

tots adorbs by Mocha Face October 13, 2010

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toats adorbs

Teenage language for totally adorable. Meaning that something or someone is very cute or nice.

The little puppy is toats adorbs

toats adorbs by spongeboblover101 November 15, 2017

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Tots adorbs

Hey look at that lil baby🥺 it’s tots adorbs!

Oh my God you got these flowers for me? That’s tots adorbs <3

I heard your grandma passed away man. She was tots adorbs. RIP 😔

Tots adorbs by Shushingsss September 14, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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