Tort

An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.

"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."

by czvezda October 22, 2012

A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.

Christian- Peter you Tort

Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT

Christian- You fucking tort.

by DCONZ January 13, 2010

Short for tortellini. Created By Mrs Berrigan's class advisory of 2020-2021.

Ima Tort; Jimmy Tort, Billy Tort, Suzzy Tort; I love tort. TORT TORT TORT!

by FLYINGLLAMA8346 November 13, 2020

tort

The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.

by DKLONE June 28, 2007

Apeh helank tort utenk?

Down for some tort?

Tortneraaaaaaa!

by TortMaster May 29, 2011

'That one's a total tort, she works a clip-joint!'

by Londheart January 7, 2021

Another way of calling someone fat. Tort is short for the spanish word "Torta" which is food.

Dang that girl is cute but too bad shes a tort

by Lawlerskater88 November 28, 2009