torleiv

A Torleiv is a savage of a noble viking bloodline, who has biceps that are out of this world.
He is wanted in several countries, for stealing women's hearts, his arms are registered as weapons of mass destruction, and he is feared from all over the world.
Basically to be called a Torleiv, is basically the best compliment you could ever get.
In short a Torleiv is a licensed bad ass.

Omg that dood over there looks just like a Torleiv

torleiv by TheTimeIsNy September 6, 2017

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Torleif

Name given to people who are so good at supervising elections that it goes against the hierarchy of their municipality.

Person 1: "I heard Torleif is retiring."
Person 2: "Oh no! Who's gonna supervise elections now?"

Torleif by NintendoSwitchForWomen June 8, 2023

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Torleif

Torleif's are the sexiest and most handsome creatures on planet earth. The name is ONLY used for people born with a abnormally large set of testicles. Beautiful women will there for flock around Torleif's on a daily basis. Pretty much every person on earth loves Torleif because of his great personality. Being a Torleif is pretty much being the definition of manliness but about 100 times better in every way, shape or form. He is the Great grandfather of Thor and the slayer of the devil. Only if you match all of these requirements you can live up to the name, Torleif.

He might be a god, but he's no Torleif.

Torleif by Hejsan svejsan November 13, 2017

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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