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A Torleiv is a savage of a noble viking bloodline, who has biceps that are out of this world.
He is wanted in several countries, for stealing women's hearts, his arms are registered as weapons of mass destruction, and he is feared from all over the world.
Basically to be called a Torleiv, is basically the best compliment you could ever get.
In short a Torleiv is a licensed bad ass.
Omg that dood over there looks just like a Torleiv
torleiv by TheTimeIsNy September 6, 2017
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Name given to people who are so good at supervising elections that it goes against the hierarchy of their municipality.
Person 1: "I heard Torleif is retiring."
Person 2: "Oh no! Who's gonna supervise elections now?"
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Torleif's are the sexiest and most handsome creatures on planet earth. The name is ONLY used for people born with a abnormally large set of testicles. Beautiful women will there for flock around Torleif's on a daily basis. Pretty much every person on earth loves Torleif because of his great personality. Being a Torleif is pretty much being the definition of manliness but about 100 times better in every way, shape or form. He is the Great grandfather of Thor and the slayer of the devil. Only if you match all of these requirements you can live up to the name, Torleif.
He might be a god, but he's no Torleif.
Torleif by Hejsan svejsan November 13, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008