top-per-fuck; noun; Someone who "one-ups," virtually everything another says or does. No matter what the subject or circumstance a topperfuck will always have done it better, know more about it, knows someone who has done it better, experienced it long before you, etc.
verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.
verb; to outdo or one-up someone or anyone; always have a statement outdoing someone else, regardless of the subject.
She is such a topperfuck. I mentioned something from the news and she knew it way before I did. She also knew people who were "there." She does that to me all the time. No matter what I say or do, she will always topperfuck me with something she's done that better, more expensive, more note-worthy.
by VacaKen October 1, 2023