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The most expensive liquor in the bar, located on the top shelf because it is rarley ordered.
Wiatress: Would you like our top shelf martini?
Bob: Fuck not that shit's expensive.
by pinkpirate88 October 04, 2009

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Drunken Amnesia, when you become so completely wasted that the activities of the night before are forgotten. Key words from slightly less drumnesia friends can help you recall these events
girl 1: so last night you totally made out with tom.
girl 2: wtf no i didn't
girl 1: you so have drumnesia.
by pinkpirate88 November 02, 2009

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