Theis 

Theis is a dude who is bald of nature.

Dude 1: Hey who is your daddy.
Dude 2: Oh, just theis.
Dude 1: That bald dude.
Dude 2: yes, he is super bald.

Theis by Elon Einstein Gates November 24, 2021

Theis 

An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.

Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"

Theis by Dhaisor September 21, 2016

Theis 

It refers to the male genitals also known as penis or dick.

Quit being a theis!

Theis by Abbie Cain April 22, 2008

theis 

a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.

o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.

theis by zack January 23, 2003

Theis 

Theis is a fucking bitch that likes cheating on people is often very fat and a big fuckboy.

Person 1: What that person was really annoying
Person 2: He must be a Theis

Theis by Thexlittlexduck September 11, 2019

theis 

A little bitch who thinks he is cool for making out with a lot of girls even though they only kiss him out of pity.

Ew you're being a Theis rn

theis by Immafukuupbish September 10, 2019

Theis 

An obsession with the furious, beloved Theis.

Often used in context with Kasserejs, majs, pejs, etc.

Omg, i love Theis, he's so good at kasserejs.

My friends Theis have a huge schlong.

Theis by Bunnerlol March 17, 2021