Theis

An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.

Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"

by Dhaisor February 10, 2016

Theis

Theis is a dude who is bald of nature.

Dude 1: Hey who is your daddy.
Dude 2: Oh, just theis.
Dude 1: That bald dude.
Dude 2: yes, he is super bald.

by Elon Einstein Gates November 24, 2021

Theis

It refers to the male genitals also known as penis or dick.

Quit being a theis!

by Abbie Cain April 23, 2008

Theis

Theis is a fucking bitch that likes cheating on people is often very fat and a big fuckboy.

Person 1: What that person was really annoying
Person 2: He must be a Theis

by Thexlittlexduck September 11, 2019

Thei

An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.

Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"

by 6irg7b7n December 17, 2020

theys

More than one person who are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns.

I am a they and most of my friends are theys, not women or men.

by they4they October 5, 2019

theis

a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.

o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.

by zack January 23, 2003