An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by Dhaisor February 10, 2016
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Theis is a fucking bitch that likes cheating on people is often very fat and a big fuckboy.
Person 1: What that person was really annoying
Person 2: He must be a Theis
by Thexlittlexduck September 11, 2019
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An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by 6irg7b7n December 17, 2020
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More than one person who are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns.
I am a they and most of my friends are theys, not women or men.
by they4they October 05, 2019
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a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.
o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.
by zack January 23, 2003
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A little bitch who thinks he is cool for making out with a lot of girls even though they only kiss him out of pity.
Ew you're being a Theis rn
by Immafukuupbish September 10, 2019
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