An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by Dhaisor February 10, 2016
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Theis is a dude who is bald of nature.
Dude 1: Hey who is your daddy.
Dude 2: Oh, just theis.
Dude 1: That bald dude.
Dude 2: yes, he is super bald.
by Elon Einstein Gates November 24, 2021
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It refers to the male genitals also known as penis or dick.
Quit being a theis!
by Abbie Cain April 22, 2008
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Theis is a fucking bitch that likes cheating on people is often very fat and a big fuckboy.
Person 1: What that person was really annoying
Person 2: He must be a Theis
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An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.
Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"
by 6irg7b7n December 17, 2020
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More than one person who are nonbinary and use they/them pronouns.
I am a they and most of my friends are theys, not women or men.
by they4they October 5, 2019
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a wily puerto rican who is compelely uncappable of making up his own jokes. instead he just reapeats other peoples jokes until they are worn out and unfunny.
o shit here comes theis everyone stop laughing.
by zack January 23, 2003
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