top o' the mornin' to ya

Irish slang for "good morning." Usually spoken as the speaker opens a bottle of Killian's. Pronounced with a hugely Irish accent that could choke a donkey.

Top o' the mornin' to ya, donkey!

top o' the mornin' to ya by Jeffery Moore September 5, 2005

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top o' the mornin' to ya

A phrase nobody has ever actually really said in ireland because it was made up by big-shot holywood dickheads, but for some reason all the stupid americans think its a common phrase in ireland anyways, but in reality if they said it to an actual irish person they would ether get laughed at or knocked the fuck out for being retarded.

johnny:"i cant believe them yankees are so retarded they actually think we say top o' the mornin' to ya"

paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"

top o' the mornin' to ya by rennlad420 October 4, 2011

TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES

What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.

"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"

TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES by Fresh_Towels98 February 8, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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