top and tail

the act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed

We have to top and tail or there won't be enough room.

by M@ress February 28, 2009

Top and tail

a sleeping arrangement involving two people with their heads at opposite ends of the bed. Often proposed as a precursor for surprise sex where the other party is unwilling.

i asked her if she would mind a top and tail but she said she did mind. I guess I'll have to make to with a hand shandy on the couch again.

by HonestJamie June 2, 2015