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Tootsie Rolled 

Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

Or

Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.
Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.

Tootsie Rolled 

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.
Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."
Tootsie Rolled by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

TootsieRoller 

Can be used in place of any word. In other words, it means anything and everything you want to it mean.

A TootsieNazi is basically someone who corrects what you said but replacing it with the word TootsieRoller. Usually they follow up with something along the lines of "Can you use Tootsie Grammar, please?"
Zealous Carpenter: "I'm a Carpenter!" :D

Depressive Meanie Head TootsieNazi: "You mean 'TootsieRoller a Carpenter.' Please learn basic Tootsie vocabulary before you talk again." >.>

Zealous Carpenter: "That too!" :D
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026