tootsie roller 

The act of squatting over someone and shitting into a tube straight into their mouth

Barry calls Alicia his SPECIAL little tootsie roller

tootsie roller by Drugalot March 15, 2023

Tootsie Rolled 

Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

Or

Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.

Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.

Tootsie Rolled by Papua New Guinea Pig August 13, 2011

Tootsie Rolled 

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

Tootsie Rolled by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

TootsieRoller 

Can be used in place of any word. In other words, it means anything and everything you want to it mean.

A TootsieNazi is basically someone who corrects what you said but replacing it with the word TootsieRoller. Usually they follow up with something along the lines of "Can you use Tootsie Grammar, please?"

Zealous Carpenter: "I'm a Carpenter!" :D

Depressive Meanie Head TootsieNazi: "You mean 'TootsieRoller a Carpenter.' Please learn basic Tootsie vocabulary before you talk again." >.>

Zealous Carpenter: "That too!" :D

TootsieRoller by TootsieRoller June 5, 2011