Toonie Tuesday 

In Canada, KFC sells a weeks worth of leftover chicken that they're not allowed to legally include in a meal. It normally consists of beaks and chicken feet and it costs 2 Canadian Dollars (a toonie). Usually it's just hobos or old people who actually buy it.

Also a term used by high school drug dealers in Canada when they sell all their cheapest weed for a toonie on tuesdays.

grandma: "Well why don't we go to KFC now? it's Toonie Tuesday so it'll only cost two bucks eh."

grandpa: "Great idea, and after that we can go buy some cheap weed from teenagers."

grandma: "Sweet!"

Toonie Tuesday by the_canadian June 22, 2009

Toonie Tuesday 

A kick assery day to get a cheap hooker. Usually because it's the second day of the week, when society is working at their jobs or having a sextastic moment with a wife.

Dude I really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting sex)

Well haven't you heard about this thing called Toonie Tuesday?

What's that?

It's a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)

Oh dude awesome!

Yeh! And we can get a two for one with this coupon! Tuesdays are just as awesome as Stacy's mom!

Toonie Tuesday by Toonie Tuesday's save money! October 19, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008