Toolness

Your own individual attributes that make you, and define you as a tool. Every tool has there own essence, and varying degree of toolness that defines how big a tool he/she is.
Guy 1: "Hey man what do you think of Paul Teuttle Sr.?"

Guy 2: "I believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. His pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid'd up, tat'd up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay ass theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness."
by jeffrotull87 January 22, 2012
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Tool

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.
by BigCron August 12, 2009
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Tool

An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.
Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.
by Some dude1231 May 01, 2011
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tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.
by tt February 19, 2003
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The Tool

Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.
"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"
by be quiet December 19, 2008
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tool

That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.
"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"

by toolguru October 23, 2007
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tool on

to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.
Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.
by conjuror1 November 11, 2009
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