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Too white 

Used by racist liberals, often self-hating, to describe traditional western European culture
Omigod, Becky, I couldn't stand that ballet it was like too white.
Shiet, dis place is too white
Too white by dalrymple September 21, 2022

Too white 

1. An excuse used primarily by white males when asked to do something unappealing.

2. A term used to describe someone who has no rhythm, coordination, and/or has ever used the infamous "think of the children" in a debate.
Aren't you a little too white for that?
Too white by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Too White 

Typically used by white males or people who have seen it all and just like mocking sheltered people.

Kids (white and minority alike) born 2000 and after have an obsession with U.S. black culture and generally shun the "whitest of the white." But when someone is "too white" it usually just means they are socially awkward, out of touch with modern culture, had a really sheltered and innocent upbringing, or do stereotypically white things like clap after the plane lands or say "Yello!" when they answer the phone.
James: *farts*
Connor (an 18-year-old man): Pee-yoo!
James: Oh my god Connor, you're too white!
Too White by sham selton September 20, 2020

white friend makeup too dark 

It is defined as an extremely WHITE wigger girl whom a group of black people have befriended. One such as her believes she can pull off the slutty-black smokey eye look...minus the slutty....
White friend makeup too dark *turn up*

Too fruity for a flat white 

Sort of like the idiom, you need to tone it down. In response to a weird sexual request or a statement that feisty suit the situation
During class
“You’re really sexy”
“That’s a bit too fruity for a flat white
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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