too on

A phrase to describe someone who is too invested, involved, or obsessed. A person who is "too on" tries too hard at whatever they are doing. Although they mean well, the people around them perceive the action in a negative light.

Jamie: Did you see Jessie's shoes today?
Jenn: Yeah she was wearing stilettos to her 8am!
Jamie: That girl is too on!

by jjchillen May 18, 2016

Too On/Too Ready

When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.

Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!

by KEENEST July 22, 2016

sucking too hard on your lollipop

dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive

Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"

Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"

by rustopher89 April 18, 2007

hitting the nail too squarely on the head

Expressing oneself too directly, too plainly, insensitively.

I once considered buying a birthday card for my dad that made fun of his age. My dad was in his late 60's. It portrayed a man in a car looking in a rear-view mirror with a panicked expression, and seeing the Grim Reaper. The message printed on the mirror was, "Objects shown in mirror may be closer than they appear." I thought it was hilarious, but I thought it was "hitting the nail too squarely on the head." It's implication was too direct.

by kwebb1265 October 21, 2010

Too much on lads

She's no letting me go

Sorry can't come to Wales as I've got too much on lads

by dianzio November 20, 2019

too hard on yourself

not liking yourself, hating things that will never change about yourself, thinking about a mistake that goes on forever

you’re just too hard on yourself take a break

by briii33 March 19, 2022

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025