Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

Tom's Mum

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

by Fumita October 18, 2012

Tomsmumsacunt

Tom's mother is a real cunt

Hey, your Tomsmumsacunt

by Not Barrack Obama October 18, 2012