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Tom's Mum

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.
Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
by Fumita October 18, 2012
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Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum
by Grudgehe January 17, 2019
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