tomato slices

big, oversized, extremely red nipples that resemble tomato slices. Usually they are found on overweight white women with pasty skin, but if you are lucky, you will find a petite girl with a nice tan but also tomato slices. If you ever get laid by a good looking chick with tomato slices... you are a lucky man.. or woman. Make sure to lick and suck them for as long as possible, because tomato slices don't come around too often, except on fat bitches.

She's kinda fat but I wouldn't mind sucking her domes because she has some pretty tomato slices.

tomato slices by Mark Ferguson December 23, 2003

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Tomato Slicer

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

Tomato Slicer by Phil Green July 14, 2006

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Tomato Slicer

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

Tomato Slicer by Phil Green July 14, 2006

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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