When your employer tries to legally rob you, tries to make you terminate yourself, and then ends up giving you the money he stole after asking 'do like your job?'
An absolute cockwank who thinks he is top shit at everything. He has no friends and makes up words like "Eco Push". A Tom212002 gets carried to diamond and is constantly ranting about how good he is when everyone knows hes a shit cunt that no one likes. They use speed all the time have no game sense and make fun of others for not being "As pro as me" and have enough smurfs to make a villiage
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.