toilet log 

a long piece of crap usually three or four feet long...it usually smells.

"Wow that toilet log hurt like crazy!"

toilet log by Brutal December 4, 2004

Yule toilet log 

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

Yule toilet log by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

Toiletlegs 

An old prostitute, who is found living on the street between partners. Basically, a toilet that walks.

I saw toiletlegs at the bus stop. Her boyfriend must have thrown her out, again.

Toiletlegs by TYMMCHN April 10, 2022