toilet log

a long piece of crap usually three or four feet long...it usually smells.

"Wow that toilet log hurt like crazy!"

by Brutal December 4, 2004

Yule toilet log

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019