toilet paper eggs

the curled up bits of toilet paper left in your bum hairs after you wipe too hard with cheap toilet paper after a shit
Ah man, that bog roll has left me with toilet paper eggs in my ass nest..

Bev was not impressed by his dads new tattoo, so he dropped his duds to give his dad a brown eye and his dad said "damn boy, you got toilet paper eggs hatching in your anus"
by Katey Kate Kat Ka K February 27, 2014
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toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.
by smellyeggs February 14, 2016
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