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toilet bowl 

A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.
Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!
toilet bowl by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004
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toilet bowl 

a cooch thats been beat on and had been cumed in many times over
damn after he was done with her, she had sucha toilet bowl
toilet bowl by no one May 7, 2005

Toilet Bowl 

Something undesirable, unwanted. Could be any object, or a feeling.
Dude did you see that girl? She was so toilet bowl!!!

Man, I haven't slept in 3 days... I feel so toilet bowl...
Toilet Bowl by CrazyBorat June 1, 2011

Toilet bowl 

When you get that thick ass rim job from lil shawty in town.
“Hey shawty, fancy a good toilet bowl?”
Toilet bowl by Slapacrombe April 21, 2018

Toilet Bowl 

The toilet bowl is a battle between the best incompetent football teams in the United States of America that go by the names of Zebras(0-7) and Vikings(0-7). This game is truly one for the history books as Lincoln may have the first 0-10 team in school history. Good luck to both teams this year in the annual “Toilet Bowl”
Good luck to the zebras in the toilet bowl!
Toilet Bowl by Jacob Epstien October 9, 2023

Toilet Bowl 

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.
Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.
Toilet Bowl by Walker26 November 20, 2023

toilet bowl paper 

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.
{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?
toilet bowl paper by Telephony September 22, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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