morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.

she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake

by nebzors October 1, 2010

toffee flavored vodka

vodka that is toffee flavored you dumb shit.

did you really just nut in my toffee flavored vodka you dumb bitch.

by tommythecommie May 14, 2021

Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin

BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....

by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009

wank toffee

1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay

wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee

by Deaths_rat November 11, 2007

Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 7, 2010

toffee coated rainbows

alcohol and hallucinogens

"hey man, what are we doing tonight?"
"toffee coated rainbows!"

by nomnomu October 29, 2013

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 3, 2011