Toffee Apple
Toffee Apple by Rodsmafia December 21, 2019
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Toffee apple
Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!
It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!
It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!
Toffee apple by Kimikmoii August 17, 2011
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Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
toffee apple by hitchhiker April 15, 2008
Toffee Apple
Toffee Apple by bonesgiles November 8, 2010
Somerset Toffee Apple
An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
Somerset Toffee Apple by 535 January 10, 2012
Sticky toffee apple
When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.
Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*
Sticky toffee apple by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019
Toffee appleing
Toffee appleing by Joelad84 October 19, 2016
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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