toe poo

when you wear your shoes with no sock then it gets all gunky on your toes

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww i've got toe poo!!!

by Haley Lamberton January 16, 2010

poo toe

the act of inserting your big toe up someones anus

wow look at her bending ova

yh, lets go poo toe her

by mikee16 January 15, 2009

Pool toe

The shredded state of the top layer of epidermis on your big toe following a day of propelling yourself in the water of a concrete public pool.

Does anyone have a bandaid? I have a bad case of pool toe.

by Toe fan July 9, 2011

Poor Man's Toe

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.

Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."

by atforpres November 26, 2010

Poop Toe

Noun: a toe that has been inserted where poop would come out of a person, the pooper. Also, slang for an annoying friend.

Verb: the act of inserting a toe into a pooper. Also, slang for getting stuck hanging out with an annoying friend.

Past Tense: "Poop toed" or "toed"

Noun: "man did you give her the poop toe yet?" or "Ha, I saw you talking to that poop toe at work!"

Verb: "I would really like to poop toe the new girl." or "Sucka, you got poop toed"

by Shawnboy July 23, 2008