Tobz 

The sickest hamster ever known to man-kind.

Originally given the name Martin by a couple of damn ass foos, Toby (Tobz) got his name from his present owner who wasn't under the influence of drugs or alchohol while picking out a name for him.

He spends his days sleeping, walking around in his cage, and constantly showing off his swagger.

Tobz is known across the globe and many tourists from all over the world come to see just how sick he is. Last year Tobz had an average of 35,000 people come to see him a week.

"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I won the lottery, and I won a brand new Ferrari. You?"
"I saw Tobz."
"STFU!!! I'm so damn jealous!!!"

Tobz by Mike2025 January 7, 2010

tobz 

the actual way to spell the orange ones name.. according to moi. tobz rules all.

we love tobz

tobz by stef! June 21, 2004

Tobzu 

Used to describe a sweaty fortnite player who uses 100% of his brain and seems to always be one step ahead of their opponents

"wth that guy's playing like he's in Champions League"
"That must be Tobzu, I bet he's gonna clear out the whole server"
"I'm uninstalling, he just lasered me from across the map"

Tobzu by ghostbizzle December 25, 2019

tobzrat 

Super hot and sexy. literally the hottest man alive. our lord and savior. disrespect his name and you die.

tobzrat is so sexy.

tobzrat by definitely NOT tobzrat. March 12, 2021

tobzee 

Agba yahoo,hookup lord,bdsm father,

Boss of bosses

Tobzee agba yahoo

tobzee by Tobzee November 26, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020