toast off

contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).

What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.

by Anonymous11235 December 08, 2008

toast off on a toastie

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

by haha toast in my toaster go br February 20, 2021

off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 October 01, 2018

off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 October 01, 2018

Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

by Samurai552 October 02, 2018

Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by OofLord1 October 02, 2018