Crognuts

The part of a cheese string where you start eating your toenails

Ah man I had 46grams of straight crognuts last night, you should’ve seen my curtains FECKIN HELL!!

by Dushty April 07, 2021

Cariton

A cocktail composed of the finest Tesco lager, a few horse chestnuts, a pinch of cariton and a dash of bird shit served with a sprinkle of sawdust

Margret: Timmy small you’ve grown so big
Timmy: it’s all the cariton and banana seeds, you’re looking gud yourself I’d give you the ride

by Dushty April 07, 2021

Toastoffice

The place you and the boys go for a few fruity bulmers and bagels

Hey Barry you up for some toastoffice later on

by Dushty November 23, 2020

Chiggs

World class DJ he’s a freak in the streets but he’s sick at making beats
Killarneys very own tranny

Hey guys Chiggs is playing tonight get a ticket and some tomates

by Dushty November 23, 2020

Spagoodle

Tasty confectionery item which is a concoction of the secretions of a wild chiggybottom and gypsy tears

Haigh John boy don’t drink too much of that you might start spagoodling the spagoodles

by Dushty April 07, 2021