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To have the hottest, most amazing girlfriend in the entire UNIVERSE.

(Applies particularily to MARSHALL'S)
Boyfriend: I want to pig you.
Girlfriend: Cheers ;)
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Straight to Pig

Fingering a girl in the ass, as in rooting around in the dirty hole.
I heard Jenny likes it dirty, so I bypassed the tuna taco and went straight to pig.
by HorneyBob December 20, 2008
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Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.
A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."
by BigRed60 August 1, 2009
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Don’t try to teach a pig to sing

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021
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I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.
Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
by KK70 July 17, 2011
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Penetrative hetrosexual sex.
Man, Tonights going to be be great. I am going to drive the pig skin bus to Tuna Town with Angela.
by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006
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To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.
Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.
by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020
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