to pig
To have the hottest, most amazing girlfriend in the entire UNIVERSE.
(Applies particularily to MARSHALL'S)
(Applies particularily to MARSHALL'S)
to pig by x-x-x-Da_sxcest_kraken_monster_of_dem_allx-x-x April 26, 2008
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Straight to Pig
Straight to Pig by HorneyBob December 20, 2008
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to pig • Straight to Pig • to carrier pigeon • Teaching a pig to sing • losing a cockfight to a pigeon • Don’t try to teach a pig to sing • to be wild-pigged • I have to text my pig • <.7.9.7.6.>Sending Genitals TO Instagram Will Haunt Cubans And Everyone Involved With The Regime Of Building A Musuem Dedicated To COding Artistry of 2506 Assault Brigade To Bay Of Pigs Musuem<.7.9.7.6.> • pigged to the gills
Teaching a pig to sing
A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.
Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.
A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."
Teaching a pig to sing by BigRed60 August 1, 2009
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021
I have to text my pig
A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.
Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
I have to text my pig by KK70 July 17, 2011
drive the pig skin bus to tuna town
Penetrative hetrosexual sex.
drive the pig skin bus to tuna town by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006
losing a cockfight to a pigeon
Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:
Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.
Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.
losing a cockfight to a pigeon by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020
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