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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams 

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Twednesday 

The way someone says Wednesday if they have a speech problem or stuttering problem.
"I think it's on Twednesday."
"Did she just say Twednesday?"
"Yeah, she talks funny. You know that."
Twednesday by camille greene January 5, 2010

Twednesday 

A day that exists as the cross between Tuesday and Wednesday. Usually feeling like a Monday exaustionwise, a Wednesday placement wise, and a Tuesday emotionally.
"Holy crud, it feels like a Twednesday"
"but it's Thursday"
"but it feels like a Twednesday..."
Twednesday by Songbirb April 22, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016