sporking

to stab someone with a spork

that fucker is sporking everyone

by Joe fourpack September 1, 2008

Sporking

Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.

Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007

sporked

The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.

George awoke to find his yard sporked, and immediately contrived plans for revenge.

by scoreJ6 June 2, 2007

Sporked

When a girl allows you to stick the tip of your penis into her labia, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.

I was at this party and trying to get my dick wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.

by supmannothinchillin February 14, 2009

sporking

The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.

hot dogs; sporking

by MPDOWD & NKG April 9, 2010

spork

The god of silverware.

Use sporks instead of forks and spoons. You'll end up saving table space.

by GastonRabbit June 15, 2004

Spork

The act of a man spooning a woman with a little bit of pork.

"Ughhh Gene, I woke up with Ryan spoonin me and I felt his boner in my back, he was sporkin the shit outta me."

by Genomaculant November 27, 2011