When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done
by urbanicious January 26, 2021
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A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!
by Klogem December 11, 2009
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