A highly effective form of birth control made public on Nov. 11, 2011. Despite its recent release, it is believed to be incredibly effective for periods lasting a week to 2 months once administered. Pharmaceutical company Bethesda is currently working on supplements to accompany this drug but no release dates have been set yet.

As it is still a new product its long-term effects have yet to be determined, though it is believed to not be as potent as WoW or other substances within the MMO class of drugs.

The FDA warns that this is a Schedule II drug, indicating a very high chance of addiction if not carefully monitored and regulated. Symptoms of overdose and addiction include loss of appetite, insomnia, sudden weight gain or loss, dimensia, a constant desire for more dragon souls, and the singing of Harry Partridge's associated songs.
Billy and Cathy haven't had sex since Skyrim came out because one of them is playing it at any given moment.
by Matt..... November 16, 2011
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Someone who plays Skyrim all hours of the night, has 50+ hours logged on the game and is addicted. This person is constantly playing Skyrim. This person no longer contributes to the economy because they spend all their time at home. Also this individual has no social life, because they end up neglecting their girlfriend and their friends. The only way a Skyrimer socializes is through chatting online with their friends while playing Skyrim.
A Skyrimer is a individual who stays up until two or three in the morning, sometimes pulling all nighters playing Skyrim.
by mryan707 January 17, 2012
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Skyrim (n)

The fifth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360/PS3 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.

Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. Loss of Girlfriend.
Guy: I hear the end of the world will be in 2012.
Me: At least I get a year to play Skyrim.
Guy: It's also supposed to end on October 21st.
Me: Then I'll die playing Skyrim.

I used to have a girlfriend. Then I found out Skyrim was coming out.
by Magias June 14, 2011
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When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.
How will you be paying for that sir?

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That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC
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A brilliant RPG that consumes your whole life and makes everything else in the world meaningless.
Skyrim>All
by bc93 November 29, 2011
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Probably the most epic video game where fight dragons and are able to shoot fire out of your hands like a wizard. And you're the dovakiin or "Dragonborn" and born with the soul of a dragon. Again, totally wizard.
"yo meh, I was up all night fighting alduin in Skyrim."

"Dude, get a life your 24."

"Touche....."
by Imperial wizard Joe December 29, 2011
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a massive orgasm that is 300 hours long but takes many years to come
Guy: Hey i heard skyrim was coming out
Guy2: aaaaaaaaaah! *cum shots everywhere*
by Creepersare October 23, 2011
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