1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.
1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.
by me. September 7, 2004
An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".
by TeeI October 17, 2005
A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.
by Roryroryrorai12345717 December 11, 2015
A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.
(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.
by Redheadedamericangirl October 24, 2015
Looks like sugar, tastes like sugar, but is "sugar" free.
Takes gifts and money and gives little or nothing in return.
Takes gifts and money and gives little or nothing in return.
Bought that bitch a Gucci purse and a pony and didn't even get a goodnight kiss. What a damn Splenda Baby!
by m2dirty September 13, 2011
A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar
My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now
by RobbSchu December 19, 2018
A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.
"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."
by Rusty Peener July 3, 2021