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Sendable by Malone stevenson January 12, 2010
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Spandangled
When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.
Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
"How do you plea?"
"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"
"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"
Spandangled by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016
spending amnesia
Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."
"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011
Word of the Day on September 17, 2011
Tax less and spend more
(Political) a.k.a. "Trickle away": the Bush-era economic policy.
Advocated by people who can not add up simple one digit integers greater than five without taking their socks off, and pure fiscal hypocrisy from those who slam "tax and spend liberals".
Advocated by people who can not add up simple one digit integers greater than five without taking their socks off, and pure fiscal hypocrisy from those who slam "tax and spend liberals".
Guy1: "Didn't Reagan do something like this: the trickle-down thing?"
Guy2: "Yeah, but Bush's trickle-away theory took the liberals' tax-and-spend philosophy and turned it into tax less and spend more. Wanna buy a pencil? Or some matches?"
Guy2: "Yeah, but Bush's trickle-away theory took the liberals' tax-and-spend philosophy and turned it into tax less and spend more. Wanna buy a pencil? Or some matches?"
Tax less and spend more by UncleDes March 3, 2009
Sendanomics
1. The inability to properly account for funds, project future funding and budget funds (in hand or wished for), while being realistic.
1. Although the nonoperative car was only worth $500, he insisted on $3,500 and had already budgeted the amount for his next purchase. In the meantime, he turned down overly favorable offers in the $1,200 range upon his insistence that $3,500 was the lowest it would be sold for. Ultimately, using the Sendanomics subcategory of Falkienomics, the ultimate sales price would be $500 after investing $1,300 to improve the resale price.
2. Although he only received $900 month in Social Security benefits, he often spoke of making large expensive purchases of property, automobiles, so-called collectibles and the like. In reality, he spent money faster that he received it (rudimentary Sendanomics) and would often overpay for insignificant or unneeded items. Often favoring name brand over generic and similar wastes of a very limited budget.
2. Although he only received $900 month in Social Security benefits, he often spoke of making large expensive purchases of property, automobiles, so-called collectibles and the like. In reality, he spent money faster that he received it (rudimentary Sendanomics) and would often overpay for insignificant or unneeded items. Often favoring name brand over generic and similar wastes of a very limited budget.
Sendanomics by Nota Zetamale August 16, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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