A Bomb the Lord would Love ... Redbull and Red Wine of your choice ๐ท๐ Get your wings and get right with Christ... Cheers
by B k i z z l e January 15, 2022
by Pizza_king_jc July 31, 2021
Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another
by vcxa May 13, 2021
Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
by fillikirch August 25, 2021
Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!
by MikeRoch April 13, 2017
Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.
He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.