someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook
i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"
by angelblue December 14, 2013
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A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.
I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.
by AcesWild212 January 8, 2021
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The tough guys behind keyboards
I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.
by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023
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A poser jackass who posts stuff on facebook just for likes or any form of attention eg " its a beautiful day, hope everyone's enjoying the weather". Will also post anything pretending to lead a glamorous, fun filled, extensively traveled life with a prestigious job. In reality, he's just a blue collar, hourly paid, loser who spends all his time on facebook lurking and stalking. He lives in bumfuck America, but uses foreign phrases and spelling hoping people will think that he spends so much time abroad he's forgotten the American ways. He joins pages of professional organizations and the like, when in reality he holds no real degree or professional license of any sort. Will have hundreds of friends usually of the opposite sex but has never spoken or communicated with them. Will use other people's friends lists to shop for friends of the opposite sex. His friends list looks like it's a mail order bride catalog or listings from Back Page because those are usually the only type of people who accept his friend requests. Spends hours tagging other's pix but has none of his own (because it would reveal his true lame ass life). Posts updates about going to the gym, but is a lard ass who looks like he's never set foot in one. On the whole, he's someone you immediately regret friending. A true douche bag fraud.
Did you see the latest post by the Facebook fuktwat? Evidently he thinks " American gyms are shite. Full stop!". What a stalker douchebag!
by Fuktwathater April 12, 2015
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When a person promotes information found solely on Facebook and other social media sites, rather than facts.
That's Facebook Deep. Your Facebook Deep
by Doll123 September 6, 2020
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Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.
I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.

Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.
by Sewbrmom August 1, 2010
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A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.
Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook
by Theamazinggeek April 23, 2018
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