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So He's This Guy With a Red hoodie, And he's part of this thingy called The red Army, And he's Norwegian And.... very... Very Ho-
Never Look Up 'Tord' On google, the more you scroll, the more you regret your life.
Tord by ProbablyATord February 28, 2017
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A fictional character from the youtube series made by Edd Gould called "Eddsworld".
He has a red hoodie, horn-shaped caramel brown hair, dark grey pants, and black sneakers.
He also smokes and is the red leader. ( The leader of the red army.)
He hates another fellow character of Eddsworld called "Tom"
" Its me, Tord?"
"Tord, whats going on?"
"Hey Edd, thanks for holding on to this for me!"
"But, I thought we were... I thought we were friends."
"Huh, NO! What would I need friends for when I've got this? I'm unstoppable HAHAHAHAH"
Tord by LunaStarWolf13 December 2, 2018
A sexy Norwegian, who had to change his name because of the internet.
Poor Tord, he doesn't deserve this pain.
Tord by Sistersis July 17, 2016

Tord_Kitty 

Someone who makes amazing cats on tiktok and makes peoples days better
"Hey dude did you see tord_kittys new cat I think it's really good"
Tord_Kitty by Roniter July 3, 2021

TordMatt 

TordMatt is when a gay communist man who lives inside of a transformer and a barbie with a box chin fuck each other
TordMatt makes me nut
Holy shit that's gay, like TordMatt
TordMatt by phillyboshitty April 20, 2017

tordsexual 

Somebody that only shows interest in the hottest animated character on earth aka tord
I sexualy identify as tordsexual
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