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Tjorven as a female is one of the smartest and dumbest people you'll ever meet in you're entire life at the same time. Be glad to meet one since the name is rare.

As a male he is also pretty smart but more of a 'street smart' guy and most likely to be the funniest person you'll ever meet
A Swedish name: Tjorven (in a book of A.Lindgren-female character)
Tjorven by Smile33334 November 20, 2021
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Tjörven 

you are a super nice smart boy who lives in Belgium
he is a Tjörven
Tjörven by GottaBeSmart November 23, 2021
A caring friend who observes your every move.

he is Understanding and funny but can't decide inn what he wants and doesn't strand by his choices

He can be very sexually frustrated
Hey tjorben how are you?
tjorben by I._am._bae January 9, 2018

Tjorgenson 

A term used to refer to the queerness level of something so extremely rainbow and glittering that it blinds old people and disabled people who are already blind. This term can also refer to a gay wannabe rockstar who possesses the flamboyance of fairy dust in a gay man's armpit. Scandinavian queers will sing to vikings in tutus using this term.
Bro 1: Damn dude, my grandma lost her vision yesterday near the gay town.

Bro 2: Why Dude?

Bro 1: It was cause of that stupid queer Tjorgenson
Tjorgenson by StinkingVader December 30, 2011
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