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Der härteste motherfucker der Schule. Jedes Weib wird schwach bei seinem Anblick. Er spielt besser Fussball als Ronaldo, Messi und Akinfenwa zusammen. Wenn er will kriegt er jedes Weib. Die Lehrer fürchten sich vor ihm
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Tjorven by xofficialtjorvenx April 30, 2017
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Tjorven as a female is one of the smartest and dumbest people you'll ever meet in you're entire life at the same time. Be glad to meet one since the name is rare.

As a male he is also pretty smart but more of a 'street smart' guy and most likely to be the funniest person you'll ever meet
A Swedish name: Tjorven (in a book of A.Lindgren-female character)
Tjorven by Smile33334 November 20, 2021
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Tjörven 

you are a super nice smart boy who lives in Belgium
he is a Tjörven
Tjörven by GottaBeSmart November 23, 2021
A caring friend who observes your every move.

he is Understanding and funny but can't decide inn what he wants and doesn't strand by his choices

He can be very sexually frustrated
Hey tjorben how are you?
tjorben by I._am._bae January 9, 2018

Tjorgenson 

A term used to refer to the queerness level of something so extremely rainbow and glittering that it blinds old people and disabled people who are already blind. This term can also refer to a gay wannabe rockstar who possesses the flamboyance of fairy dust in a gay man's armpit. Scandinavian queers will sing to vikings in tutus using this term.
Bro 1: Damn dude, my grandma lost her vision yesterday near the gay town.

Bro 2: Why Dude?

Bro 1: It was cause of that stupid queer Tjorgenson
Tjorgenson by StinkingVader December 30, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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